Things I find off-putting (III)

All these damn cupcake shops (and stands, and trucks.)  How frickin' precious.  Listen, folks: unless you're a fatass and bothered by it, get yourself a goddam slice of cake at a store for grownups.  And if you are a fatass and it bothers you, you got no business eating cupcakes anyway.  And if you stand in some damn line around the block to pay big bucks for the privilege of eating a damn cupcake....

Wanted

Looking for tips on where locally to pick paw paw fruit...